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Just another run of the mill rice, but take notice of the mad tyte steelies up front.

Lose weight now! "I lost 50 pounds just by removing the crap off my car! And I get more women now."

Pretty bland, yes, but those taillights just give this Cavalier a sinister look to it.

There was a Camaro SS parked next to this that was void of a hood.


Update!
Seen at opening night of 'The Fast and The Furious' (check the timestamp)


Updated yet again!
Damn man, stop wasting your money. It's also for sale, now, too.

OK, there's "identity crisis", and then there's this. Type-R stickers on non Type-Rs. That's explainable, but this?

No, this is not photoshopped. Those really are green altezza lights.