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Yea, we know that one Cavalier isn't rice, but it was still funny to see a 23 second pass.

This car must be sub-7, no, sub-6 second quarter mile.

Those are aftermarket rims that just happen to look like stock Neon rims.

The Viper Avenger (complete with shap-a-neeze dough-mest-ick mah-ket).

Even the Forester isn't safe.

That racing stripe is electrical tape.